If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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