Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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