I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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