How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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