Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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