Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
