That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
