this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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