I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Randomize
