I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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