I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
These tits shall not be calmed
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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