Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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