Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Moan for me like Helen Keller
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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