batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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