im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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