i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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