I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
