I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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