I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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