I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So much rum. So many feels.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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