I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
He felt like a one man threesome
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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