There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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