This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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