There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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