And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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