I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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