he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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