When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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