Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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