let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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