I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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