I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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