Having a random hookup so left but love u
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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