Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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