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i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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