dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Watching her eat just hurts me
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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