Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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