Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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