so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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