Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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