): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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