i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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