So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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