I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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