i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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