first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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