i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
