thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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