I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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