The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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