Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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