on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm bleeding and have questions
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