why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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