Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
She made me pour olive oil on her.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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