And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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