i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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